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Not ALL do

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girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

omg

Not all of ‘em do… some look like roadkill  {(i)}  <——-Normal   {(O)}  <—— After taking something 20x its size


BTW the penis expands to several times its size a day and always retains its shape 


MEN be as flexible as your penis is soft and as Statuesque as it is hard 

Women Like Variety 

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How I see 18 year olds: 18.
How I see 17 year olds: 17.
How I see 16 year olds: 16.
How I see 15 year olds: 12.
How I see 14 year olds: 9.
How I see 13 year olds: 5.
How I see 12 year olds: Fetus.

Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, knows about you.

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